What Your Name Means

[§§}Animal]

This is a thing I've seen going on Facebook recently:

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your first name, copy and paste this as your status, and put the first entry for your name under comments.

Thought we could do something similar, the first entry on Urban Dictionary is not always compliant with our forum rules. One may simply replace a few words here and there and make it comply with the rules, or move onto the next entry and see if it complies(if it doesn't, repeat until one complies). I'll do mine first:
1. Jeff
a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) usually very sexy tall & thin
DANG MAN! Jeff is so fine

[§§}Church]

2. Wyatt
A name. (Mine, actually)

Defined as "Little Warrior"
1: That guy over there? That's Wyatt.

There is absolutely NO way that the first definition can be rewritten for the forum.

[§§}Davihi]

There was so much that fit me so I put them all, and Drako YOU WISH lol.

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
The reason this name continues to elude even the brightest of human minds is that the idea of Daniel cannot possibly exist in a dimensional state. Daniel is so powerful, it defies all laws of this or any other universe. Recent studies have shown that people who have attempted to comprehend this name have either disappeared, died spontaneously, or driven themselves into a pertinent state of insanity and/or catatonia. One common belief is that Daniel is possibly the grounds on which everything and nothing is based. It seems to surpass the idea of infinity. Quantum physicists report that this Daniel is Everything and Nothing. It or He is said to have unexplainable connections with the String and Superstring Theories as Daniel resonates within every single layer of the multi-dimensional complex and yet still exists beyond that point which is where scientists have lost the trail. Various theologists and spiritual leaders believe that Daniel is one who is, as ...
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tao chi god infinity chuck norris energy the great spirit sublime everything nothing awesome
by aaaaghhh Apr 22, 2008 share this
2. daniel

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Guy who loves sports, drinking and irish punk rock, somehow manages to be appealing to every girl on the planet despite a chronic inability to seal the deal. Will end up being the PE teacher all the unpopular girls have a crush on. Curse his buffness.
(Friend) Hey is that Daniel over there?
(Other friend) Is he wearing a quiksilver t-shirt?
(Friend) No.
(Other friend) Then it's not Daniel.
daniel soccer lifeguard vb produce iga
by Jimmy Pop 24 Jul 28, 2007 share this
3. daniel

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word used for guys who confuse chicks beyond confuzzlement.
when a guy is reffered to as a daniel, he has probably confuzzled a chick by saying that he likes her, while he also likes another girl at the same time, and does nohing about the situation.
then he might go and post a cute,sweet comment somewhere, such as bebo, for the confuzzled girl. this leaves her even more confuzzled. he never talks to her again and leavs her as a mess for her bestfriend to clean up and fix!
he pulled a daniel on poor louise.
daniel manwhore confuzzling bastard fucktard idiot
by .......? Mar 7, 2008 share this
4. Daniel

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Daniel is a fox. He doesn't just look like a fox, he doesn't just act like a fox, but he actually is a fox.
Daniel may also be described by words including gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one.
'Is that Daniel?'
'Yeah, he' such a fox.'
'Oh yeah, he's also gorgeous, sexy, amazing, incredible and the best one.'
'Agreed.'
fox sexy gorgeous amazing incredible best one
by Elise Rosemary Sep 22, 2008 share this
5. Daniel

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The coolest and most awsome person you will ever meet! hes cute and funny. Hes the best friend/boy friend a girl could ever have!
sexy amazing daniel
rawr dan daniel dani dann
by Gn_random1408 Mar 10, 2009 share this
6. Daniel

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a guy you can always go to with any of your problems. he is sensitive and caring. he will try his hardest not to give up on you but sometimes he does. he's a good guy with the best personality. even when your upset with him he can still put i smile on your face. his love is unconditional. dont make mistakes with him, because he's strong enough to leave. he's a great singer and if you'll ask he mostly sings to you. he wants to be a musician. his ex girlfriend is amazing and crazy at the same time, but loves him with all her heart...he just wont realize that for a while intell she can prove it to him. his "silly" and happy. just dont brake his heart. any girl who wins his heart is the luckiest girl in the whole world.
i sure love daniel.

your jealous (name used for female dog) daniels mine haha
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by jinkers willy Apr 15, 2009 share this
7. Daniel

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1.A goober!
2.A name given to a person who is astonishingly hot looking like Vin Diesel.
3.An incredible friend who likes to quarrel about the silliest things. He gets frustrated after a while of arguing. Is often reserved and shy. Can be sweet and caring.
Dulce: Daniel is so Hot!!
Araceli: Mmm papi. He is. He looks like Vin Diesel. He’s such a goober though! Ha Ha!! Aww he’s so charming.

[§§}Garrys]

Travis (my name)

The most bad***, awesome, tough, scary, insane, jealous, great, moody, loud, non-sensitive, ***ually hungry beast.
He is very caring for those close to him, but say one word to him and he will kick your ***.
Seriously.
Don't mess with this mother ******.

LOL thats totally me. in fact, i had to protect one of my friends today. How i did it was...well lets just say he wont be messing with my friend anymore XD

[DioXide]

buy jonathan mugs, tshirts and magnetsLoyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.

OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)