Wish Distortion Game

[hallucent]

Okay, so here's how it goes... If you have ever read "The Monkey's Paw", you will know what I am talking about.
I am going to make a wish, and the person below me is going to grant that wish, only it will be something totally distorted and horrible.
Then that person will make a wish.... And the person below them will do the same, etc., ect.

Okay here is an example. The person above me will say:
"I wish for all of Bill Gate's Money"

Now I would say "He airlifts it to your house, all in $1 bills, and it crushes you and your family"




Now that I have distorted the one above me, I make a wish..... The person below me needs to distort it, and then make their own.



I wish I didn't have to work so much

[hallucent]

You become one of the most loved musicians in the history of the world. But your many fans, in a craze to get your autograph, pin you against a wall and break your ribs.... You die 6 hours later from collapsed lungs.




I wish my truck got better gas mileage

[Wolfsbane]

you will never get your wish because wolfsbane is always in the ofrum. But hey you can try with everyone else lol

I wish there were more cookies in the jar

[Grunt]

Your wish was granted, but there are so many cookies in the cookie jar that you can't decide which one to choose, you eventually die of frustration and mild constipation.

I wish for a wish that wouldn't become corrupted when I wished for it.