Tag Along Story

[Warrior]

while the patrol car is stooped at a red light warrior comes and kicks the cops butt and takes the keys and let yall go....then

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

The 3 of us go to a place that has guns and we take as much as we can since the guns were free because the building was closing in 10 minutes. After we left the place we got loaded and started to look for something fun to do. Then we came across.....

[Phoenix]

A turtle. Quicker really fell in love with this turtle and decided not to fight anymore. He threw down his guns and walked into the sunset with his new friend. They lived many happy years together in peace and love. Till one day the aliens came back and took Quickers turtle and made soup out of it. Quicker so distraught over the lose, broke his vow to never fight again. He picked up a fork and charged the alien mother ship. He fought like a man possessed. he was on a mission of vengeance and was going to let nothing stand in his way. But he wasn't expecting to find..................

[Warrior]

that it was halogirl and warrior in a costume who took his turtle and ate it...then.

[Phoenix]

He was still pretty mad so he kept on fighting aliens. But he ran into an alien that he couldn't beat so he got his good friend the...........

[§§}Predator]

Only person who he could trust now, Pred. He begged him to help him get to his turtle murderers. Predator accepted this offer as long as he got the fork. They were heading to the main room of the mother ship when...

[Phoenix]

The motherships on board computer stated that the self destruct sequence has been activated. They only had a few min to find a way off the ship. The looked out a port hole (thats a window to you land lovers argggg) and seen that they were in space already. they had to find a stingray class ship to escape certain death. But where could one be and without cortana to lead them.
So the ran and found a hog sitting there, but no keys, what will they do............

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

....Is take the fork and put it where the keys go. Just the luck we had, It worked. We rode around and around having fun and then noticed they had to get out fast. They then....

[Phoenix]

(see I had a plan for the fork all along lol)

Got to the escape ship and made it off just in time to watch it blow up. But as they turned around they seen that this little ship was actually the escape ship for the entire alien race. They were all there with weapons trained on our intrepid heros. Hundreds of aliens with hundreds of guns. I guess lots of guns would be the bullet point to this part of the story. (pun intentional) What are they going to do. They looked at each other and............

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

Then look around and kept looking around like dumb people. Until one of them thought of an Idea and decided to "Think". They thought and thought. Then I was smart enough to use the gunner seat and fire back. Although the bullets did help a little, The aliens were still coming after us with lots more. Then for some strange weird reason.........

( lol, I gusse the fork did come out well. )

[Phoenix]

quicker woke up in his bed. It was all just one big crazy dream. He looked over on his nightstand and there sit the fork.



The end.

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

But then, All of a suddon, People come in my house and start doing weird things. I look around and find my Gun (s) and start shooting.....

( I will never make this end, Muahahahahahaha ).

[Phoenix]

but the guns weren't loaded so he was shot to death. The police report stated that he had over 37 bullets from 10 different guns. And that this isn't a dream and no way for him to come back from the dead, because he was cremated and his ashes mixed with holy water and blessed by every kind of priest out there.

The end.

Once upon a time, in a kingdom far far away, lived a lovely princess who loved and was loved by all her subjects. But evil hates all things good so it set out to destroy the lovely kingdom and all that love in it. The evil took its form in a man named..........

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

......Who. Who was making plans on how to attack the kingdom. Who has spent a very very long time planing this out and he was positive that nothing can ever go wrong. He made an army that could destroy a city, And more. Then Who was telling his men the plan about everything. After Who did that........

[§§}Predator]

They marched out of his evil domain bu they were mearly 20 meters out of the domain when one his minions came running up to him saying that Predator, Quicker, Halo Girl and a few other §§ members had formed an army as big as his and were standing outside their castle willing to defend it to the death. Who was just about to inform his minions of this mishap when...

[§§}Animal]

So Who, being a former friend of them walks over to them to negotiate. He convinces all the §§ members join his army and be his Elite Squad. They saw what was happening to the town, the town was being corrupted. And cities can only corrupt to a certain point where they're beyond hope (stole this from Batman Begins). They then advance on the city...

[Phoenix]

but the other ss members were not convinced. The beloved princess was beyond corruption. She was so fair and wise that the city had no homeless, hungry, or sick. In fact the only person that went hungry in her fair city was the princess herself. She would donate her food to the orphans so that they could have even more food then they already had. This new attack on her city weighed heavly on her. She was in tears alot and she refused to eat anything for she was worried all the time. The citizens noticed this and were outraged and demanded that this new army...........

[§§}Animal]

find a solution to her sadness. They decide to end it all for her, there she lay on a guillotine. Waiting second by second for it to come, she hears a wizzing a noise. She yells out,"Whø will rule this kingdom without deceipt!"
But then...

[Phoenix]

(so much for my cute story of white knights and unicorns, now it gets bloody)

But this was not a question, but magical words of power that shattered the guillotine into a million of pieces. "Starlight power activate" she said and was transformed into a powerful warrior princess. In her hand she held a beautiful sword that emanated a strange sweet hum. With it in hand, she tore into the astounded army. The first to die was the executioner. The mighty blade swung down on him with the force of a boulder careening down a rock cliff. He was spit in two, both halves still alive just long enough to look at the other half. And then........

Had to delete a bunch of this because I was getting into it. lol. I could write all day lol.

[Warrior]

then warrior comes down from the sky with a godish axe in his hand and then...