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Post by Warrior on Feb 25, 2009 18:03:34 GMT -8
heres a good one for now
i did this one just for the fact i dont like blondes lol for girls that is
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. While driving home from the dealer in her new car she cuts off a semi, almost driving it over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle in the dust and tells her that she can't move or he will kill her. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up the blondes leather seats. He turns around and sees that she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, gets out his baseball bat, and starts smashing her windows and denting the car. He looks over and sees that shes laughing. Hes really mad now, so he takes the knife and slashes the tires. He looks back again to see that the blonde is laughing so hard that shes about to fall over. He demands, "What is so freaking funny?!?!" She then takes a deep breath and says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
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Post by §§}Snipe on Feb 25, 2009 18:10:14 GMT -8
HAHAHAHAHA good one!!
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Post by hotstreak91 on Feb 25, 2009 18:24:48 GMT -8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! i hate blonds also......they're a little wacky.....
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Post by §§}¥Ô$H! on Feb 25, 2009 19:50:18 GMT -8
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I love blonds!
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Feb 25, 2009 20:28:06 GMT -8
Lmbo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny.
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Post by Timmeh on Mar 6, 2009 21:17:06 GMT -8
My turn.
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 7, 2009 7:08:06 GMT -8
Wow, Lmbo. That was weird but kinda funny. The kid was good ;D. Nice job.
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Post by Timmeh on Mar 7, 2009 15:24:21 GMT -8
Thanks, I've got more then that. ;D
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 7, 2009 20:02:11 GMT -8
Lol, I wanna hear them. I told my friends this Riddle/Joke and they started laughing ( Even me again ). I wanna hear more  |
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Post by [GsC]Rogue on Mar 13, 2009 14:50:58 GMT -8
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 13, 2009 15:15:23 GMT -8
Lmbo. Thats funny. I'm going to tell my friends that.
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Post by §§}Church on Mar 14, 2009 11:24:57 GMT -8
I got one for you guys...
This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat.
She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field,
'Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?'
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.'
The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field,
'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.'
The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again.
The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling,
'If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your butt.'
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 14, 2009 12:19:33 GMT -8
Lmbo, They both are dumb. Lol, She also gives the bad name. I gotta tell my friends this.
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Post by hotstreak91 on Mar 14, 2009 12:21:23 GMT -8
lmao. y are blonds so dumb??? its like they don't think.
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 14, 2009 12:43:27 GMT -8
Lol, Its jokes of them being to dumb to have a brain to help them be smart. I just need to go up the them and give them a present ( A brain ). But they may not know how to use it. Lol jk
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