What will happen next?

[§§}Church]

Wish granted.
Instead of the ATV drowning, your friend drowned instead, trying to save the ATV. you are very upset by this loss, and you become mentally unstable and are put in an institution with Ninja.
I wish that the world will keep doing what needs to be done to keep things in the proper order.

[‡Ninja‡]

your wish is not granted in stead it dose the exact opposite of that.

i wish it rained fruit punch!

[§§}Church]

It rains fruit punch eternally on a planet 3 billion light years away.
I wish that Ferrari's were not so hard to 3d model.

[‡Ninja‡]

your wish came true then they became to easy and you get board and find another hard model


i wish i had a car proof bike mine breaks when i get hit!!

[§§}Animal]

Wish granted, you obtain a car-proof bike. Except it is 1000ft. tall and is far too big for you to ride, but hey, when cars drive into it they get damaged instead.
I wish that yesterday it didn't snow! Seriously, it was May 19th and snowing! We don't usually have snow by the beginning of April!

[‡Ninja‡]

your wish is granted but now the snow you do get burns to the touch and is non reversible


i wish my car proof bike was able to be ridden by me and not 1000ft tall

[§§}Animal]

Wish Granted, you car-proof bike is now regular sized. But it is made of lead and is far to heavy to do the simplest of things like riding out of your driveway. You abandon the idea and decide to just buy cheap bikes from the local pawn shop.
I wish my gym teacher hadn't messed up my score for passing a football, got 6/10 when I should've had 8...

[‡Ninja‡]

your wish is granted but you fail all other classes.

i wish we could travel though space!

[§§}Animal]

Wish Granted, we tie you and a couple of your buddies together is a chain, we then load you into a cannon and blast you into space. While you can still see me standing on the Earth below I salute you good bye.
I wish I didn't feel so sick.

[‡Ninja‡]

your wish is granted and you start to feel better but you go to the doctor for a check up and it turns out that the sickness you had mutated and starts to eat your digestive tract and you start to go crazy a eat your stomach to spread the mutation.

i wish that never happens to any one!!

[§§}Animal]

Wish Granted, you decide to research how to solve it. Sadly you have no test subjects so you have to use yourself. You figure it out and right it down right before you die. Someone comes into the room and finds your research with what you wrote last and creates a vaccine for it. It never happens to anyone afterwards.
I wish it wasn't quarter after 8 at the time of this post.

[‡Ninja‡]

your wish is granted that is all

i wish that the world could be used as a marble

[§§}Animal]

Wish Granted, a humongous divine being picks up the Earth and rolls it between its fingers. The divine being gets down its stomach and places the marble on top of its thumb. Flick! The Earth is sent flying in the trajectory of a larger marble named Jupiter. The Earth moves Jupiter a little ways but mostly ricocheted off. The Earth still rolling rolls out of the circle the divine being calls The Milky Way. The Earth rolls into a street drain and plummets to the sewers below. In the sewers there is water with a fiery taint, it eats through the marbles finish coating and devours the Earth's intricate design. Leaving the Earth with a dull burgundy colour.
(Dang I kinda like writing like this, I'll keep this in mind for my English final exam.)
I wish I didn't have this rash, it hurts to scratch (because it's itchy), it hurts when it comes into contact with my shirt or whiskers on my throat, I wish it would go away!

[‡Ninja‡]

your wish is granted and you go get some cream and put it on the rash then it gos away but the thing about the cream is if you use it and get it into direct sun light you burst into flames and the rash will come back... no burns tho!!

i wish that school was go as you please not as we say

[§§}Church]

You get your wish.
The school erupts in chaos, leaving many students dead or severely injured, yourself included. You realize that if only people listened to what their teachers told them, none of this would have happened.
I wish that I do well on my finals in 2 weeks time.
-P.S. Facade: How, according to the laws of physics, does the earth 'ricochet' off Jupiter? Jupiter is made of gas, not of solid material. Solids pass through gasses, last time I applied the laws of physics.

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

Wish granted. You go in the days you feel like going and stay home and do what ever on the days you do not feel like going. One day you decide not to go to school and had forgotten what the teachers have said the day earlier. As you return to school , You are told you have a F - in all your classes because there was a test worth 99.99999% of your grade. You then become a working janitor in the CEO office which is where I work. ;D

~ I wish Church has not posted before me.

[§§}Animal]

Wish Granted...Church didn't post before you did, it was his evil twin brother that no one knows about that made the post. ;D
I wish this thread would really pick-up again.
-P.S. Church: I was speaking metaphorically of course, comparing the planets to marbles in a game. In which case the game was lost and the Earth suffered an "apocalypse".

[§§}Church]

Wish granted. The thread picks up speed, and then gets out of control, like the counting thread. You spend your entire life working on stories for granting wishes, and then die of malnutrition.
I wish that my previous wish were granted.
-P.S. facade: Did you watch Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy recently by any chance?
because in it, they show that entire galaxies are just marbles in a bag at the end.

[§§}Animal]

Wish Granted, you do well on your exams. In fact you ace the exams, 100%! And on top of things you made it look like child's play. They decide based on your score to make exams much tougher because there's no reason someone shouldn't be able to do what you did. When this is announced everyone becomes angry towards you. So you move to Japan where you lose track of studies and partake in illegal street racing that involves a lot of drifting.
I wish Monday was the last day of school (I have school for another week and then a Monday).
-P.S. Church: I'm afraid I haven't seen that movie, would've made a good allusion. However I recently saw Tokyo Drift ;D Perhaps I'll have to obtain Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, I've heard good things about it.

[ØßLÎ]

Your wish has been granted, but on the last day of school a big swarm of locus flew threw your town and eat everything.

~I wish i was better at halo.