What will happen next?

[Phoenix]

(I said no one steals it)
Okay your wish is granted. You become prime minister of Austrialia. But that possition no longer has any meaning as the austrialian people decided they would rather have a president. So the prime ministers new responsibilities under this new government is to clean the bathrooms of the entire country.

I wish mean people would all be teleported instantanlty to the center of the sun.

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

( Thanks for doing that wish, Its just what I wanted to make bad ).

Your wish comes true. Everyone that is mean goes to the sun. BUT > You are mean also. ( To me and everyone )So you then go to the sun and die. Muahahahahahahahahaha!

( Thats for making me die while driving a car ).

I wish I can do what ever I wanted with out getting in trouble, Or dieing, Or getting hurt, or anything un reasonable or anything that will make me in danger.

[Phoenix]

Your wish is also granted. It was determined that you get to do whatever you want, no matter what it was. But people can now do whatever they want to you and not get into trouble anymore. So someone comes along and forces you to work his mine for him, for free. All your attempts to flee, fail. You are stuck working a mine forever. (see you didn't get killed, or hurt or anything)

I wish I could turn invisible at will.

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

Your wish is granted. You become invisible at will. But there was problems with that happening. For strange reasons, This other guy goes invisible at will and uses the powers badly. He tries to frame you for things you didn't do. Your then forced to leave and never come back. Since no one in the world wanted you, You had to leave the planet. You had no airbags because the people didn't give you any. You suddenly slowing die with out air in the atmosphere.

- I wish I had the cure for cancer and made alot of money off of it.

[§§}Animal]

You find the cure cancer, unfortunately it is hidden inside your brain and your the only one with it. They get it out, however you sustain large brain damage. You die shortly after. They then make a memorial in which people can donate money to help with other diseases(this is the "alot of money off of it").
I wish we could solve two world problems at once, I wish we could feed the homeless to the hungry. LOL I heard this the other day from a friend and thought it was funny, and I want to see how you make this go terribly wrong ;D

[Phoenix]

wish is reluctantly granted. Unfortantaly the hungry are the homeless. You don't see many fat homeless people do you. So the homeless start eating themselves. And in doing so it starts a new horrible diese that works alot like zombieism (new word). This virus spreads and turns the world into a huge desert waste land where billions are dead and the few remaining people are forced to eek out a life of marginal survival. The human race is doomed because no one dares has a child due to the state of the planet. No one can afford to run from a pack of flesh eating zombies carring a child can they. So in a short 40 years after this wish the last remaining human dies of thirst.

I wish I was already a member and didn't have to keep waiting on that acceptance poll.

[§§}Animal]

Your wish is granted, you are a member, just not fully fledged. ;D Have to wait another 18 days.

I wish people would stop smacking others on the head saying,"Could've had a V8!"

[Phoenix]

Omg thats a hard one to corrupt, luckily I've got a good imagination.

Your wish is granted. People stoped slapping others in the head and saying "you coulda had a V8" Now they start shooting them in the head and saying "you BETTER have a V8" The trend is so popular that everyone kills everyone else, except for me cause I disquised my pepsi can as a V8. (I hate V8) So I'm now the queen of earth. Lonely but queen nonetheless.

I wish I hadn't overslept and missed my appointment to go out with my mom, sister, brother in law and niece and nefew for breakfast.

[Warrior]

and warrior becomes the king of earth lol halogirl and warrior live happily ever after.LOL

[Phoenix]

okay your wish is granted (I think it was a wish)

but unfortanatly after only a few short min of being the only ones on earth, Halogirl started getting annoyed with warrior not picking up after himself, and not ever taking her out. So she made him a huge dinner where she put rat poison in everything. And so ends the only hope for the human race.

I wish I had a shiney new penny.

[Warrior]

as i start to die my body and flesh start to tear off and when all the skin and bones our gone there was a shiny beautiful penny.


i wish for a tiger

[Phoenix]

your wish is granted, but the tiger is hungry and you forgot to feed it. Guess what, to a tiger, meat is meat and it eats you, VERY slowly.


I wish that there wasn't so much paper work to do. I thought computers were supposed to take away the paper work.

[Timmeh]

You get less paperwork to do, until you get bored and die of frustration of thinking what to do.

I wish I could die.

[Phoenix]

The really bad thing here is that you can. But think of all the people that will miss you. Think of the pain and heartache to your loved ones. And if thats not enough, think of me and getting bored without you to shoot at in the servers. ;D


I wish everyone was happy

[§§}Animal]

Everyone is happy. Then one day two people that are happy for very opposite things discover the other is happy because of things that the one person doesn't like. This starts a chain reaction and the world is back to normal.

I wish daylight's saving time didn't exit, it really annoys me setting my clock ahead an hour.

[Phoenix]

actually thats a good wish. I can't seem to logically corrupt it. Our world as a whole would be better off without it. People wouldn't be late for work or come in an hour early. And we don't really need it anymore. So yeah your wish is granted, and everyone is happier for it, except Al Gore because he says we are wasting to much electicity. So if Al Gore is against it, it has to be a good thing. (I don't like him)

I wish I could tell Al Gore to grow up and if hes going to tell me to conserve energy, then he better start first.

[§§}Animal]

Wish granted, Al Gore grows up. He starts conserving so much energy, along with others, that there is enough energy left over to run North America for a year. This puts many people out of a job because a years worth of energy is alot! It might even last longer than year with all this conservation. Al Gore then raises a militia that threatens people who don't conserve energy. The world becomes a green place, Al Gore also saw David Suzuki as a threat and had him "snuffed".

I wish that my truck had way better gas mileage, like say an extra 200% gas mileage.

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

You get your wish, Sadly, Your tank can't take too much of the gas mileage. While you are driving in the desert, Hitting other trucks, You get hit real badly in your gas tank. Your car explodes and then you die. Although you did enjoy your gas mileage, For a little while.

- I wish I had a Nice, Big, Huge, Man Eating, Tamed, Happy, Joy able, Dog that can defend me and it would never attack me, Since its tamed.

[Phoenix]

your wish is granted. However, the dog was a very man eating dog and killed many. The cops came and put it down and put you in jail for owning it.

I wish some guys weren't so creepy

[§§}Animal]

Your wish is granted. Some guys aren't so creepy, now they're just creepy ;D or umm... No more guys are creepy, but everyone is so uncreepy there's nothing unique or interesting about them so you don't care.
(Why would I be hitting other trucks? It's not "Death Race"?)
I wish that when the time comes I get promoted to Staff Sergeant.