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Post by SDT zs] Papi on Sept 12, 2009 7:57:58 GMT -8
The Old West
The town drunk walks into the saloon, he is shaking and trembling from lack of booze.
He goes to the bartender and asks for a free drink.
The bartender tells him "no".
Shaking, the man begs "please! I am in a bad way"
The Bartender says "I tell you what. Pick up the spitoon at the end of the bar and take a swig. If you do I will give you a drink."
The drunk says "no way" and storms out.
A few minutes later he returns. He asks the bartender if the offer is still good.
The Bartender, wanting to humiliate the drunk says "yep".
The bartender grabs a glass, a new bottle of whiskey, and pours a drink and sets it down.
The drunk goes and gets the spitoon, returns to the bartender, he takes a deep breath and starts to take a swig.
The drunk takes a swig, you can see him swallow, then he swallows again and again.
The bartender is starting to gag and get grossed out, he yells at the drunk to stop, he tells him he can have 2 drinks if he just stops.
The drunk keeps swallowing, more and more.
The bartender is now frantic.. He yells for the drunk to stop. "I will give you the whole bottle if you just stop PLEASE!!"
The drunk tips up the spitoon, swallowing the very last drop. He reaches for the glass of whiskey and downs it. Then he grabs the bottle and takes a big chug.
The bartender doing all he can to not puke asks him.
"WHY didn't you stop when I told you? "
The drunk replied. "Because it was all ONE strand"!!!
The town drunk walks into the saloon, he is shaking and trembling from lack of booze.
He goes to the bartender and asks for a free drink.
The bartender tells him "no".
Shaking, the man begs "please! I am in a bad way"
The Bartender says "I tell you what. Pick up the spitoon at the end of the bar and take a swig. If you do I will give you a drink."
The drunk says "no way" and storms out.
A few minutes later he returns. He asks the bartender if the offer is still good.
The Bartender, wanting to humiliate the drunk says "yep".
The bartender grabs a glass, a new bottle of whiskey, and pours a drink and sets it down.
The drunk goes and gets the spitoon, returns to the bartender, he takes a deep breath and starts to take a swig.
The drunk takes a swig, you can see him swallow, then he swallows again and again.
The bartender is starting to gag and get grossed out, he yells at the drunk to stop, he tells him he can have 2 drinks if he just stops.
The drunk keeps swallowing, more and more.
The bartender is now frantic.. He yells for the drunk to stop. "I will give you the whole bottle if you just stop PLEASE!!"
The drunk tips up the spitoon, swallowing the very last drop. He reaches for the glass of whiskey and downs it. Then he grabs the bottle and takes a big chug.
The bartender doing all he can to not puke asks him.
"WHY didn't you stop when I told you? "
The drunk replied. "Because it was all ONE strand"!!!
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