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Post by Assassin on Jun 7, 2009 1:47:00 GMT -8
Hi Spartan Snipers I am just going to post some jokes that you might think are funny... 1. There were 2 snakes (father and son) Son: Dad, are we poisonous? Dad: Yes son, we are, why'd you ask? Son: Because I just bit my tongue! LOL 2. There are 2 really hungry blood thirsty bats Bat 1 and 2 go out for hunting blood, both come back with absolutely NO blood.... Bat 1 was so hungry he went again and then he came back covered in blood Bat 2: Where'd you find all that blood from?  ? Bat 1: Come I'll show you..... See that tree over there? Bat 2: Yeah? What about it? Bat 1: Well I didn't see it (he ran into it) LOL 3. There are about 11 blonds and 1 bruinette hanging on a wing of a plane (11 blond haired people on plane and only 1 brown haired person on plane) and 1 person HAS to get off or they'll ALL die Blonds: TAKE THE BRUINETTE OFF Bruinette: Ok, but, I have a death wish.... If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands Blonds: clap* clap* clap* All the blonds fall down and the bruinette survives! lol 4. Why did the Dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken wasn't invented yet LOL (if you don't get it then I'll explain, the chicken didn't exist when the dinosaurs roamed around the earth so thats why instead of the chicken it was dinosaur!) 5. And last but now least, What is purple and smells like paint? Purple Paint (that was more of a riddle) thanx!!!   ;D  |
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Post by Timmeh on Jun 7, 2009 2:40:37 GMT -8
Eh, they're alright.
Not really funny after you've heard each one over 100 times. It's funnier in person, so .. you get the joke then.
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Post by Assassin on Jun 9, 2009 2:59:24 GMT -8
Hmmmmmmmmm I see what you mean...
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Jun 9, 2009 6:26:53 GMT -8
Yeah , I have heard most of these many many times before. Although they are still great.
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Post by [CC]#shiNe! aka LeCrae on Jun 12, 2009 21:20:14 GMT -8
ive never heard them before and honestly dude, they sucked.
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Post by §§}Garrys on Jun 14, 2009 19:42:10 GMT -8
i really didnt think this was funny....although it is hard to make me laugh....
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Post by ØßLÎ on Jun 14, 2009 20:03:29 GMT -8
Wow, after reading the re-posts you guys are kinda being jurks, i mean even if you herd them before dosn't mean you can't say like nice job or thanks err somthing..~~Besides quicker ~~ And BTW they made me laugh. |
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Jun 15, 2009 16:04:00 GMT -8
Wow, after reading the re-posts you guys are kinda being jurks, i mean even if you herd them before dosn't mean you can't say like nice job or thanks err somthing..~~Besides quicker ~~ And BTW they made me laugh. Lol, I like adding at least something positive. I don't mean to be mean, I mean, They ARE great. I just don't think jokes are funny, depending on what they, are after I heard them many many times. |
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Post by shadow on Jun 15, 2009 19:11:33 GMT -8
I never heard most of those jokes before. I think they are pretty funny!! I like the blonde joke the best. Blonde jokes are always the best though.
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Post by Assassin on Jun 16, 2009 4:35:13 GMT -8
Glad some of you liked the jokes, here are some more:
Ok a grenade lands infront of you, you pick it up (and pull the pin) and then chuck it back saying "Stupid Blondes!" LOL (no offence to ppl out there who are actually blondes)
Here's a Michael Jackson joke:
Son: Dad is God black or white?
Dad: Both
Son: Dad does God have long hair or short?
Dad: Both
Son: Does is God boy or girl?
Dad: Both
Son: Dad, is God Michael Jackson? lol
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Jun 16, 2009 6:16:35 GMT -8
Lol, They were pretty funny. Get some more soon. |
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Post by Warrior on Jun 16, 2009 19:00:49 GMT -8
HaHa that last one was pretty good.
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Post by §§}LiMiT on Jun 19, 2009 23:33:55 GMT -8
Yea I liked them they were great ;D
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Post by Timmeh on Jun 21, 2009 13:43:03 GMT -8
1) One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.
After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"
"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.
"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"
"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."
About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"
"I'm right year Doc," he said.
"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"
"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."
A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"
"Right here docta," he said.
"Wonderful news! It's-"
"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."
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Post by ØßLÎ on Jun 21, 2009 13:46:36 GMT -8
Lol, nice one.
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Jun 21, 2009 14:03:37 GMT -8
Lmao, Really nice one!
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