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Post by Deaths Angel on Mar 9, 2009 23:33:44 GMT -8
a guy walks in a bar and tells the bartender that he wants 100 year old gin
The bartender pours a glass of gin and hands it to him
the man takes a swig and spits it out, he says this is yesterdays gin i want 100 year old gin.
the bartender says ok. the bartender turns around and pulls out a old dusty bottle of gin.
he pours a glass of it and hands it to the guy. the guy takes a swig and spits it out.
This is 50 year old gin i said i want 100 year old gin this is your last chance!
the bartender says ok i got some in the celler. he goes down in the celler comes back with a glass full and
hands it to the guy. the guy takes a swig and says. AH that hit the spot.
the bartender says how old do i(t) taste.
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Post by hotstreak91 on Mar 9, 2009 23:51:23 GMT -8
Woah  !!!!!!! |
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Post by [GsC]Rogue on Mar 11, 2009 1:34:11 GMT -8
I needed my brother to tell me that. Is that good for the forum.
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 11, 2009 14:15:06 GMT -8
Umm...I don't know what it means but, If its bad, Then its not allowed. Look on the rules or ask if it is  |
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Post by §§}Church on Mar 11, 2009 21:55:33 GMT -8
I am pretty sure that the joke is missing a piece of information.
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Post by hotstreak91 on Mar 11, 2009 22:07:30 GMT -8
So you guys don't get it??? Lets just say someone wanted to go to the bathroom really bad....lol....
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 12, 2009 6:46:47 GMT -8
Lol, Umm....sure I gusse....Tell me in xfire later, lol
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Post by §§}Church on Mar 12, 2009 11:29:15 GMT -8
I got it, but it still feels like there is more to the joke that should be stated instead of implied.
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Post by hotstreak91 on Mar 12, 2009 11:33:41 GMT -8
well doesn't feel like its missing a piece....  ..... or is it? |
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 12, 2009 14:54:52 GMT -8
Lol, I think I got it. It may be aloud but I don't know. Doesn't seem like its missing a pieace or anything.
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Post by §§}Church on Mar 13, 2009 14:22:03 GMT -8
I guess if the missing piece was added, the joke would be explicitly inappropriate on the forum.
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Post by Crono on Mar 13, 2009 22:07:56 GMT -8
Well, i dont understand English so well, but it seems like is missing something.
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Post by hotstreak91 on Mar 13, 2009 22:22:33 GMT -8
i don't think its a bad joke.
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 1, 2009 17:32:39 GMT -8
I have a bartender joke, here goes
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and the bartender goes, "is this some sort of joke?"
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Post by §§}¥Ô$H! on Apr 1, 2009 17:55:04 GMT -8
Halo Girl Please refrain from bringing up old posts. Remember never post in a thread that hasnt been active in the last 2 weeks.
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 1, 2009 19:11:15 GMT -8
okay but since this one is now active, what do you think of the joke? |
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Post by Warrior on Apr 1, 2009 19:14:28 GMT -8
yeah make sure to read forum rules again....and i didn't really get the joke halo girl mind telling me lol.
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Post by hotstreak91 on Apr 1, 2009 19:46:09 GMT -8
Neither did I.... .... |
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Post by §§}¥Ô$H! on Apr 1, 2009 19:56:22 GMT -8
I get it but those kinds of jokes have never done it for me.
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Post by baraka on Apr 2, 2009 19:34:31 GMT -8
umm this joke is so.......interesting
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