A woman at a bar

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A woman at a bar Apr 22, 2009 8:34:47 GMT -8

Post by nc]Fart on Apr 22, 2009 8:34:47 GMT -8

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work thingytail with her
girlfriends when Steven, a tall,
exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was
so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her. (As all men will.) Before she could offer her
apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her,
'I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00......

On one condition'
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied,
'You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words.'

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, And then slowly
removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's
hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly
and meaningfully said....
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;D
'Clean my house.'

Phoenix Spartan I'm starting to like this!!!!! Posts: 181	A woman at a bar Apr 22, 2009 10:40:27 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Phoenix on Apr 22, 2009 10:40:27 GMT -8 I would have said "paint my house" lol
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§§}LiMiT Halo Clan Member [P:0]^#Recruit_br#Marathon_bronze Looks like you just got Served~![x=blakerox1000] Posts: 511	A woman at a bar Apr 22, 2009 15:29:57 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by §§}LiMiT on Apr 22, 2009 15:29:57 GMT -8 LOL I agree With Halogirl should have been paint my house!! But still funny joke. LOL
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§§}Qùìçkè® §§ RCon Holder [ico7(1)][P:0]^#Marathon_bronze#CS_Exceptional I Am The Quickest And The Toughest. P.S. You owe me cookies...[x=quikneasy] Posts: 3,837	A woman at a bar Apr 22, 2009 19:03:31 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Apr 22, 2009 19:03:31 GMT -8 Funny joke. Although I would agree with Phoenix. Still funny!
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Phoenix Spartan I'm starting to like this!!!!! Posts: 181	A woman at a bar Apr 23, 2009 2:58:33 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Phoenix on Apr 23, 2009 2:58:33 GMT -8 no no, in real life if that happened I would have said "paint my house" lol
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Warrior Ye Old Halo Players [P:0]^#Recruit_br#Recruit_slvr#Recruit_gold#Recruit_pr#Ratio_BG_br#Ratio_TL_br#Surv_TL_br#Marathon_bronze#CS_Outstanding Warrior Doesnt Cheat![x=dv8viper] Posts: 3,398	A woman at a bar Apr 23, 2009 4:36:56 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Warrior on Apr 23, 2009 4:36:56 GMT -8 haha good joke there fart

moscito.jpg Ye Old Halo Players [P:0]^#Recruit_br#Recruit_slvr#Marathon_bronze#CS_Exceptional a.k.a ??lt Posts: 1,117	A woman at a bar Apr 23, 2009 10:53:30 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by moscito.jpg on Apr 23, 2009 10:53:30 GMT -8 Is this how Fart meet his wife ? (lol)
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§§}¥Ô$H! Halo Recruiting Officer I AM THE GREATEST...[P:0] [x=chivo1] Posts: 335	A woman at a bar Apr 23, 2009 17:17:21 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by §§}¥Ô$H! on Apr 23, 2009 17:17:21 GMT -8 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA COLT! That totally cracked me up!

nc]Fart Guest Moderator [ico27(1)][P:0][P:0] I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION Posts: 638	A woman at a bar Apr 23, 2009 22:07:15 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nc]Fart on Apr 23, 2009 22:07:15 GMT -8 Yes it is, and here is a picture of Her. ;D
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moscito.jpg Ye Old Halo Players [P:0]^#Recruit_br#Recruit_slvr#Marathon_bronze#CS_Exceptional a.k.a ??lt Posts: 1,117	A woman at a bar Apr 24, 2009 8:57:31 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by moscito.jpg on Apr 24, 2009 8:57:31 GMT -8 I`m tongueless .Lucky (old) man!(lol)
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Warrior Ye Old Halo Players [P:0]^#Recruit_br#Recruit_slvr#Recruit_gold#Recruit_pr#Ratio_BG_br#Ratio_TL_br#Surv_TL_br#Marathon_bronze#CS_Outstanding Warrior Doesnt Cheat![x=dv8viper] Posts: 3,398	A woman at a bar Apr 24, 2009 17:17:19 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Warrior on Apr 24, 2009 17:17:19 GMT -8 is that his wife or am i wrong ? that is how i took it.

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), my username is spl99 (i think) Jul 1, 2017 10:27:26 GMT -8

§§}Church: Hey everyone, can't believe I've forgotten to log in here in 6 months. @[GsC]Sam, I didn't get an invite from you. I see 3 results for your username, not sure which one might be you. You should be able to find me properly now, I go by kg6jay again. Oct 7, 2017 6:49:53 GMT -8

[GsC]Kay: Pretty sure this was the name I used way back when. Was reminiscing on the days when forums ruled the internet. Trying to see the old GsC stuff and remembered we were connected. Wasn't around much, I was also like 10 when I played Mar 8, 2023 1:51:19 GMT -8