Weekley Jokes

[Warrior]

A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say, 'What'cha gonna do about it?'

The poor little guy starts crying.

'Come on man I was just giving you a hard time,' the biker says. 'I didn't think you'd CRY.' 'I can't stand to see a man crying.

“This is the worst day of my life,” says the little guy between sobs. “I can't do anything right.” “I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me.”

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the gardener and my dog bit me.

So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then you show up and drink the damn poison.




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[§§}Snipe]

I know its over too weeks but i got one


Okay so this guy goes to a bar and say "one drink plz" the bar tender hands him one.. after he was done with the drink he say's wut should i do with the can. th bar tender say's "just throw it out the window. so he does and he say "one more" and he does the same with that one. And the bartend looks at him and throws a nade at him and he freaks out and HUCKS it out he window and runs out side. And he notices a little gurl cry and he said wat happend little gurl and she says "i got hit in the head my a beer can" he says "o" and walks a little further and sees a little boy crying on the side of the road he says "wuts wrong little boy? the boy says "i got hit in the head by a beer can... he says" thats to bad" he walks father down and see's a fat lady on the side of the street LAUGHING REALLY HARD and her house in on FIRE and he say "WHY ARE U LAUGHING YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE" and she says laughing "I FARTED AND MY HOUSE BLEW UP!!"

Comon people u should tell jokes too thanks for reading.