Falcon
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Post by Falcon on Feb 22, 2010 20:40:23 GMT -8
A doctor, a lawyer, a priest, and a little boy, were out on a sunny afternoon flight, in a small private plane. 16 mins after they were in the air,suddenly, the plane developed a problem in the engines.
In spite of the best efforts,the plane started to go down,which will so going to crash.Finally the pilot grabbed a parachute and jump out.Unfortunately,there were 3 parachutes left.
The doctor grabbed one and said,"I'm a doctor.I save lives,so I must live",and he jump out. The lawyer grabbed one too and said,"I'm a lawyer.And lawyers are the smartest people in the world.I deserve to live."and he jump out as well. Soon it came to a point.The priest looked at the boy and said, "I have live a long and full life.You are young,and have a lot of thing ahead of you.Take the last parachute and live in peace." The little boy handed the parachute to the priest and said,"Not to worry father. The 'Smartest Man in the World' just jump out with my backpack."
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Post by §§}Death on Feb 22, 2010 21:38:38 GMT -8
lol good one, anyone who says the the smartest man in the world deserves what they get xD
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Feb 23, 2010 7:20:15 GMT -8
LOL, thats what he gets..
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Post by §§}Animal on Feb 23, 2010 7:41:56 GMT -8
Ha, the opening where it mentioned a priest and a little boy was misleading....Good one though!
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