Falcon
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Post by Falcon on Feb 24, 2010 12:31:29 GMT -8
A man in his car was driving down a highway.He notice a sign that says 'Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles.' Thinking it's a joke, he pays no attention, until he sees the same similar sign saying, 'Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 5 miles'. Still unsure, he continues to drive, until the third sign 'Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, Next EXIT'. His curiosity gets the best of him, takes the exit, and parks outside the convent.
He knocks at the door, and tells the nun who answers, "I saw your signs on the highway, are they for real?" The nun answers, "Yes" and requested for $50 dollars to enter and follow her to the room. He enters the room, there he sees a second nun and she requested for $50 to lead him to the door. When he sees the door, he then push out by the nun and slams the door behind him. He finds himself outside the convent and sees a sign that says 'Thank you for the contribution, you just have been screwed by the Sisters of Mercy'. (What a rip-off).
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Post by §§}Death on Feb 24, 2010 12:36:19 GMT -8
xD ' you have just been screwed' lol
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