King of the hill

[hunter]

All §§ will be killed mercilessly and fall to the ground.

My hill.

[Phoenix]

after I become my sweet, adorable, loveable, tender, caring self again I get a butcher knife and gut you like a carp.
Let that be a lesson to the rest of you.

My hill

[§§}Snipe]

~holy crap halogrl...... thats a bit.... creepy~
Well i go APE and i take you out with my super APE ninja skills,

MY HILL!

[§§}Church]

I use my advanced digital devices, aka Opposable Thumbs and beat you in a thumb war over the hill...lol
-My Hill!!

[Phoenix]

after you win in the thumb war I get my lovable cuddly monkey to hug you till you run screaming off the hill

my hill

[§§}Church]

*OH NO, not the monkey!!!!* ... lol
As I run away screaming, I end up in the middle of a circus, with elephants, which gives me an idea. I 'borrow' an elephant, and teach it to stomp on people. I then sic the elephant on halogirl, and then the hill is vacated as she runs away, trying not to be stomped on.
-My Hill!!

[Phoenix]

as I run I trip over a stick, ( there seems to always be a stick in the way when a woman runs) I grab the stick hoping to use it as a weapon against the giant elephant, but it sees the stick and starts to hop around with its tongue sticking out. It just stares at the stick. I throw the stick and it runs after it. I then retake my hill using a combination, flame thrower and baked goods.


My hill

[§§}Church]

Since the flamethrower missed me completely, I eat the baked goods, then I decide that they werent good enough, so I come to take over my hill again while you go improve your recipes.
-My Hill
(sorry for not being too creative, I'm tired)

[Phoenix]

I expect that kind of creativity out of you church...lol.

When you go somewhere to cry over my insult, I retake the hill.

And they were baked goods your mom made me to give to you....so I'm telling


my hill

[§§}Church]

Good thing my mom doesnt bake there halogirl.
I stop and think about what you said, then put two and two together, that you made up the story about the baked goods being from my mother. I then hire Associus and Warrior to take the hill back for me, since all the talk about food made me hungry, so I go to bake some cookies for myself.
-My Hill

[Phoenix]

but assoc and warrior heard about the cookies and gave up ther quest to take the hill and followed you home to have some.

so its still MY HILL

[Warrior]

so warrior and associus got half way there for the cookies but yet the cookies ran away from church before they ate him and they met us half way telling us that church and halogirl was setting us up so me and associus rush back to take over the hill....and me and my bro

me and asscoius hill

[Phoenix]

while on guard duty protecting your hill you find a little cute kitten and decide to take it to show assoc. When suddenly a little light started flashing inside the kitten, it went meow, and BOOM

my hill again.

[Warrior]

associus finds so duct tape and puts me back together 100 years later i come back and take my hill back by calling for aliens


my hill

[Phoenix]

you can have it in 100 years. I won't care then, but until that time

My Hill

[Warrior]

lol halogirl FINE lol i come back in mins as i stand 100 feet tall with 4 arms of steel spikes coming out of my body i take control of the hill in 2 seconds.

My Hill

[Phoenix]

but it starts to rain and you start to rust. soooo


My Hill again

[Warrior]

lol halogirl

i come get associus and he AR you to death while i put up a flag that is saying AW hill muahahaha


AW Hill

[Phoenix]

you want to get rough, you asked for it.

I spend years training an elite group of specialist ferious sabertooth hamsters. When they are ready I send them all charging the hill. They are to small for the AR to be effective and when they reach you guys they use thier elongaded claws to tickle you into submission.

My Hill

[§§}Church]

So how many years have gone by since this thread started with everyone taking lots of time to train various armies??
Anyways,
I am immune to tickling, so I wade through the mounds of sabertooth hamsters to get to you, then I pull out a sabertooth tiger out of my backpack, and you find it so cute, you just have to have it, so you chase it off the hill.
-My Hill