King of the hill

[Phoenix]

I finally catch it and treat it sooo good that it falls in love with me and wants me to be happy so it eats you

My hill

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

I take out an andriod that is the parent's of Halogirl and then they tell her to go home right away for some reason. Halogirl belived it, So she went home. Then I took the hill.

My hill.

[Phoenix]

But when I got home, my parents were already there and when I told my dad what happened he was VERY upset. (I'm daddy's little girl, and he was a gunner Sgt in the military) so he calls a few of him buddys gets his 8 inch houser and starts bomb barding the hill till you surrender. then he gives it to me.

My Hill

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

Lucky, Hmm....

I tell your dad that you have been being bad and once he heard that, He thought I was ling. So then I took a video and made you say something that you did bad and I made you say you did alot of bad things your dad doesn't know. So since the camera was hidden, I took it to your dad and he get angry. He marches his way to you, ( Lucky your his little girl, Or I will make him shoot you in the head. Lol ). He tell you that you are grounded for 5 months, So then I take back the hill.

My Hill.

[Phoenix]

only three things wrong with that.

1)I never do bad things.
2)Even with proof my daddy would side with me
3)I don't live at home so the grounding punishment wouldn't work.

so I just walk up to the hill and place my little flag and declare. My hill

[§§}Church]

Actually, I switched the flag, so you grabbed the one with my name on it, so Actually,
-My hill.
(thanks for that halogirl)

[Phoenix]

you know me church, always willing to help. but...........

Since I was thrown off for not having the right flag I quickly get a lawyer and demand a recount. The lawyer bogs the legal proceedings down for so long that an injunction is filed to throw you off the hill during the proceedings. I also get documents proving that the hill used to belong to a relative to a person I once knew and that is enough for the judge to rule that its.........


MY HILL

[§§}Church]

I then ask the judge, What would Jesus do? Jesus would give me the hill since I was the most clever at stealing it from others. Then the judge revokes his decision to give it to you halogirl, so its mine now.
-My Hill.

[Phoenix]

But church felt so bad about lieing to the judge and invoking Jesus in his lie that he donated it to the church (no pun intended). The church seeing that I was in despreate need for it gave it to me.


My hill.

[§§}Church]

right as I was about to hand you the deed, I realize that this is all a scam, and that the hill is a lie set forth by the clan leaders to confuse into fighting each other for no apparent reason. I decide to keep the so called 'hill' for myself.
-My hill still.

[Rush]

While you two are arguing, i sneak up the hill and take it.

My hill.

[Phoenix]

I miss my hill soo much that all my friends and family and friends of my family, and family of my friends, come together and storm the hill for my sake.

My hill.

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

I go up to you and tell you that you need to go to the hospital fast. You dad got hurt in the army and is seriously hurt and may die. Since this is true and NOT a lie, Halogirl goes and stands by her Dad's side. Meanwhile, I just take the hill and then since it seems mean, I make a postcard to Halogirl and her dad saying, " I am sorry that you got hurt while fighting. Just this of the bright side, I now have the hill. ;D "
I take the hill and then sit on it happily.

- My Hill.

[Phoenix]

My dad is no longer in the military, but that was kind of mean. However since you want to play the wounded vet card here we go. All the vets at the vets hospital heard about how you carelessly disregarded the sacrifice that they made for your own ends and they all got together and made your life very miserable. (never made someone angry that knows how to rig C4) You finally make a formal apology to everyone and as a penance you give up the hill.

My Hill.

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

Opps, Well, We'll see who will get the will now...

I get a tank and load it with a big bomb. I took a shot and it was a direct hit. The hill was destroyed and Halogirl was in the hospital for her many injuries. It took Halogirl a year to recover. I made a brand new hill that was a real hill and claimed it mine. I them made the president sign a paper saying that if I get hurt or killed in anyway, The hill will be turned to Who until I was out,

- My Hill.

[Phoenix]

They needed to build a new hospital to care for my total awsomeness, so they eminent domained your hill to build the new hospital. (Just so you know eminent domain is where the government comes and takes your land for public use) So even while I'm healing up its still

MY HILL

[§§}Church]

well, since I am the government, it is technically my hill there halogirl. you know, one for all and all for ME.
so, My Hill.

By the way, how did you get the scrolling text?

[Phoenix]

what scrolling text?

I take the hill with my super charm, that no man can resist

My hill

[§§}Qùìçkè®]

I make a " Girl " dog come get the charm and destroy it. While you are chasing it, But was too late getting it in time, I took the hill.

- My Hill.

[‡Ninja‡]

i throw a bone and push you off the hill!!

My Hill!!!