Two brooms

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Two brooms Apr 4, 2010 20:54:32 GMT -8

Post by nc]Fart on Apr 4, 2010 20:54:32 GMT -8

Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well,
they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom.

The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress.

The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

The wedding was lovely.

After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom,
'I think I am going to have a little broom!'

'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom.

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'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!'

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Sounds to me like she's been "sweeping" around! ;D

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Falcon Ye Old Halo Players [P:0]^#Ratio_TL_br#Marathon_bronze [x=captainfalcon07] Posts: 457	Two brooms Apr 9, 2010 16:43:19 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Falcon on Apr 9, 2010 16:43:19 GMT -8 Barely made any sense...

Timmeh Forum Moderator [ico27(1)][P:0]^#Recruit_br#Ratio_TL_br#Marathon_bronze#CS_Exceptional Posts: 1,182	Two brooms Apr 10, 2010 1:54:05 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Timmeh on Apr 10, 2010 1:54:05 GMT -8 LMAO. I cracked up here for ages. ;D

§§}Lemon Halo Clan Member [ico37(1)][P:0] L Will Find You[x=dylpickle34] Posts: 70	Two brooms May 6, 2010 3:35:21 GMT -8 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by §§}Lemon on May 6, 2010 3:35:21 GMT -8 haha, quite hilarious!!
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Post by nc]Fart on Apr 4, 2010 20:54:32 GMT -8

Post by [CC]#shiNe! aka LeCrae on Apr 9, 2010 12:21:33 GMT -8

Post by Falcon on Apr 9, 2010 16:43:19 GMT -8

Post by Timmeh on Apr 10, 2010 1:54:05 GMT -8

Post by §§}Lemon on May 6, 2010 3:35:21 GMT -8

Post by §§}Garrys on May 6, 2010 14:03:20 GMT -8

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