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Post by §§}SeanJuan on Mar 15, 2009 22:07:58 GMT -8
HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2029
Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California .
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica . No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation!
Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2036.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every high school in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4,532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet, seven inches.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2030.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
I Love This Country!
It's The Government That Scares Me!
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Post by hotstreak91 on Mar 15, 2009 22:11:12 GMT -8
George Z. Bush? lol.....who is that guy???
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Post by §§}SeanJuan on Mar 15, 2009 22:38:38 GMT -8
Well since it is for 2029... George W Bush's grandson...
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Post by hotstreak91 on Mar 16, 2009 9:41:03 GMT -8
ooh.....i don't think anyone would vote for this guy. Nobody liked George W. Bush. Wonder how this guy will make us laugh with his nonsense. ;D
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 16, 2009 11:39:41 GMT -8
Is this all true? Lol. This is interesting...
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Post by hotstreak91 on Mar 16, 2009 11:43:21 GMT -8
Maybe it is.....just like the letter from the year 2070..... which may happen in the future.....
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 16, 2009 12:07:12 GMT -8
Cool. Like you said Streak, I don't think George will win the election for the president unless he is better then the one we had.
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Post by hunter on Mar 16, 2009 12:08:44 GMT -8
Really?!?! This century is now better without smoking and drinking.  |
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Post by Crono on Mar 28, 2009 21:19:43 GMT -8
Well, I like that finally Castro rests in peace... Like Mr. Burns...
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 5, 2009 16:43:09 GMT -8
Omg, that was some funny stuff. I'm printing it out to show everybody. Thanks for that. I can prolly come up with a few myself if you give me a few............
Simpsons still on air, no one will admit its not funny anymore.
hows that.
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Post by Warrior on Apr 5, 2009 17:00:51 GMT -8
well for all this to happen the world wont last that long
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Post by §§}Animal on Apr 9, 2009 6:41:38 GMT -8
Pretty funny, however I don't think it will happen...
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