Jesus...an awesome name.

[Falcon]

One night, a robber was breaking into a home. While searching through a desk, he heard a voice: "Jesus is watching you..."
The robber turn around, pointing with his flashlight he said: "Who's there?"
Once again, he heard the same thing: "Jesus is watching you."
The robber look around the room and only sees a parrot. He ask the parrot what was it's name. The parrot replied: "Larry" (i like the name...he he Larry)
The robber laughed: "What kind of name is that? He ha, who names their parrot that?"
The parrot said: The same person who name that rottweiler behind you,Jesus...."

P.S...I want to know if I can post a thread that has a lot of misspelled words...Will that effect me in any way? If not , it's ok for me right?

[§§}Death]

a lot of misspelled words may result in a warning bar, it is highly recommended you use correct spelling, so people understand precisely what your saying =)
(p.s. im sure youve noticed but theres a spell check button)

second thing: nice joke xD now just remove the the comma before jesus at the end xD! make it funnier it will lol