What will happen next?

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This thread is like another thread that I saw ( It was bumped ).

Here you have to say some thing like " I wish I had a million dollars ". Then some one after you needs to say some thing good or bad that will happen that will get you the million dollars.

Here we go.

-I wish I had 3 pets dogs.

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You go to the store and buy 3 dogs. after several days, you forget to feed them, so they eat you.
-I wish I had all the achievements from Halo 3.

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You get cheats that you don't know of from a friend, Then you get all the achivements until the cops came in and busted you in jail for life because the cheats were the codes for the national gold bank.

- I wish I could think of a wish.

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You think up a wish so cool that before you can voice it aloud, your head explodes.
-I wish that I didnt have homework.

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The teachers decide to not give you hom work and give you detention for the rest of your life till the day you die.

- I wish that I could have any food that I want to have.

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You eat all the food you want, you gain 3000 pounds, and die at the age of 20.
-I wish that I had a cool sig for forums.

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You get a cool sig for the forums, But then the sig was soo "Cool" it froze you to death.

- I wish Church would tell me the answer for the riddle " What is brown and green and goes 200 mph. "

( Lol )

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I tell you the answer, but it is too late to get credit on the proper thread.
-I wish that I was the best gamer ever.
(this oughta be good)

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You became a best gamer ever but then....Ummm, Uhhh ....Lets see...You umm....You get beat up because everyone hates you for being too good and not giveing them the chance to play, Then you end up in the hospital.

- I wish nothing bad will happen when I have a wish.

( Grr, Your mean Church! Lol ) - ( This one should be good. Good Luck ).

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Your wish comes true, and nothing bad happens to you directly for the rest of time. You watch as your friends and family age and pass away, as species evolve and go extinct, and as the planet we call Earth dies a slow death. You are the sole witness to the destruction of the universe, and it is so depressing, you eventually commit suicide.
-I wish that I had food in my refrigerator so I wouldn't have to go shopping for lunch today.
(I am really starting to enjoy this thread. I had fun on you wish quicker.)

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You get food in your refrigerator but all the food is poisoned, So then you eat the food with out knowing and die with suffer and pain and all the bad stuff. You become to wonder, "Why Must I die like this? " You said.

- I wish I could have $500 dollars from the government for free since I was good.

( Grr, Church! You are so good at making things go bad, But lets see you do this wish )

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The government sends you a check for $500 in the mail. Unfortunately, they confuse you with your neighbor. Your neighbor gets the check and spends it before he realizes it was yours.
-I wish that I had a dog that would live with me in my apartment in the city.

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You get the dog in your apartment in the city, But the dog was a man eating dog so it chewed you into tiny little pieces and then no one was able to fix you up. The dog that hate you was suppose to be a guard dog for the police next door to you, So they said sorry and gave you a napkin to you so you can clean up your mess.

- I wish I had 1,000 lab tops so I could sell them to people for alot of money.

( Lol, Nice one church ).

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You have your 1000 laptops, and you start to sell them to make lots of money. People then start suing you for all your money because you shipped fake laptops that didn't work.
-I wish that I had the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything, the answer of which is 42.

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( You got to be kinding me! )

You get the question and then a random coyote attacks you when your not looking.

- I wish I had a cat that would never be mean to be or do anything to hurt me in anyway.

( Try to get this one! lol )

[§§}Church]

ok, I will try to get his one...
You go to the local cat adoption facility and pick out the perfect cat. It will never be mean to you. Several days after bringing the cat home, you invite some friends over. The cat goes berserk and starts shredding everyone in the room but you. You then realize you are allergic to cats.
-I wish that I had free unlimited access to On-Demand movies.

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You get the free unlimited access to On- Demand movies but then you realize that you robbed he people for free access so then the cops get you and put you in jail for life.

- I wish I had free access to the electronics store and could get anything I wanted free and the people new me and let me have free stuff when ever.

( Nice one Church )

[§§}Church]

alright, I'll grant this wish.
You walk in to your local electronics store, and of course the employee's recognize you and offer to help you carry as much free stuff as you want out to a vehicle waiting to take it to your house for you. You take several game consoles, a couple computers, a laptop, some LCD HDTV's and a few other things. You get home and plug them in, and your circuit breaker trips, and smoke starts pouring out of the gadgets. your hi-tech sprinkler system goes off, flooding your house, and shorting out the rest of the electrical appliances that hadn't been affected by the circuit breaker. This sets off the smoke alarm and the fire department shows up. when they see there isnt a fire, they charge you 3000 dollars for a false alarm.
-I wish I had my debate homework done already.

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( Wow, That sucks for me, Now you will pay! )

You had you homework done already for you by a friend that did it for you. The problem was that the teacher saw him do your homework. So then once you get ready to turn in your homework, The teacher ask you if it was easy or hard. You respond by saying " It was very hard ". The teacher then relies, " How is it so hard when you had a friend do it for you. Was it hard to sit down and watch T.V and rest while your friend did all the work? Well Then, Since you didn't do your homework and said it was hard and was ling, For now on you will have detention for life and you will never have fun at all! " Then you turn your smile into a frown and started walking to detention.

- I wish I made an invention that made me famous and the invention would never give harm.

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After spending more than half your life tinkering in basements and attics in various cities and countries, you finally finish your ultimate invention. You aren't sure what it does, but you get a patent for it, and become famous. The top scientists and engineers of the day all become jealous of you, so they all get together and go to Hong Kong. While in Hong Kong, they visit the local ninja population, who they then hire to assassinate you and steal your invention. Several days later, while tinkering on another device, you hear a cat yowl outside. You go to investigate, and get jumped by 3 ninja's. after fighting for several minutes, they deal you a mortal blow. with your dying breath, you curse your parents for giving you more than average intelligence, then you die. After years of study, no one can figure out how you died, or what the device does, and you fade into history.
-I wish that Motorola wouldnt make cable modems, because the ones they make suck.