§§}Qùìçkè®
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 16, 2009 12:23:14 GMT -8
( Aww, Lol Nice one Church. )
Your wish comes true and the Motorola's Cable Modems no longer exist. The problem of it no existing is that the people that used it was very mad about you wish and about it going away. So then they talk to the Police and they all come. Instead of just putting you in jail, They made you suffer the most pain that you hate. And finally when they were done, They decided to kill you very slowly with pain.
- I wish I could fly and never hit anything.
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Post by hotstreak91 on Mar 16, 2009 12:26:28 GMT -8
Your wish came true. now you fly and fly...but somehow you cant land which you know havnt eaten anything for 30 days and then die.
-i wish hackers wouldn't exist....
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§§}Church
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Post by §§}Church on Mar 16, 2009 12:27:15 GMT -8
You get the ability to fly. Unfortunately, all you can do is fly straight up. You don't know this yet, so you take a flying leap(no pun intended) into the air, and go flying off into space. Fortunately, you are wearing a space suit for some strange reason. You completely miss the sun, and go flying into Jupiter. by the time you get to the center of Jupiter, the pressure crushes you.
-I wish that Pandora would stop recommending songs that I don't like.
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§§}Qùìçkè®
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Mar 16, 2009 12:32:18 GMT -8
( Lol, Both of those wishes that came true to me made me cry! JK JK  ) Streak: Your wish came true and there are no more hackers. But before the hackers were gone, They hacked into your wish and made there own wish which was " I wish there was hackers again and we will always be hackers no matter what. " Then the hackers know you tried to make them go away so they hacked everything you had and gave them all to me. Church: Your wish finally comes true after 50 years. You become to realize that you love there recommending songs so you die of frustration and get a stroke by having high blood pressure by not having there songs. - I wish I will never get hurt. |
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 1, 2009 20:45:03 GMT -8
your wish is granted, you never get hurt. But in doing so you realize that you can't feel at all. Love, hate, joy, frustration, pain, pleasure, none of it. You now must go through life as a feelingless creature, unfit to call a human being.
I wish this thread wasn't more then 2 weeks old so I wouldn't get warned about the rules, cause I like this thread and don't want to see it fade away.
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§§}Church
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Post by §§}Church on Apr 1, 2009 22:11:39 GMT -8
Your wish comes true, and you get a time machine and travel back in time to when the thread wasn't 2 weeks old. Unfortunately, since you weren't a member back then, you couldn't post anyways.
-I wish that this clan was the best clan ever, for any game in the history of multiplayer videogames.
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I'm starting to like this!!!!!
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 2, 2009 5:12:00 GMT -8
your wish is granted, the government steps in and dissolves the clan in fear that our awesomeness will take over the world. The leaders are arrested and put on trail for treason and put to death by firing squad. One child of a leader grows up and carries a strong hatred for all governments for what they did to him/her and starts an anti-government movement that becomes very strong. They take over the government but accidently push the nuke button, not knowing what it was. Other countries retaliate and the world is blown to peices.
I wish I had more hot cocoa.
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Post by §§}Animal on Apr 2, 2009 7:24:22 GMT -8
You get so much hot cocoa(powder form) that you can't even get inside your house. The house can't take the stress from the weight of the cocoa and collapses. ;D
I wish my headache would go away
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 2, 2009 7:53:13 GMT -8
your wish is granted, you go to the doctor and they tell you about a new operation that will make it so you never get a headache again. You agree and go to the operating table. They put you to sleep, and when you awake you realize they had amputated your head and put it in a jar. Now your a headless body living in a jar that kids come by to see and point at. But look on the bright side, no more headaches....  I wish I didn't have to go back to work monday |
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Post by §§}Animal on Apr 2, 2009 8:39:52 GMT -8
(lol tad confusing about a headless body in a jar...should be the head...)
(easy wish that i want to make complicated)
The day before you go back to work your boss phones you up and tells you your position has been terminated, he also mentions that you know too much and should be taken care of any moment...you never have to work again!
I wish the last foot of snow would melt faster.
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 2, 2009 10:25:46 GMT -8
fair enough, your wish is granted. The day started getting hotter and hotter, the snow melted but the sun just kept on getting hotter and hotter, soon the temp got over 4000 degrees F and we all burn up and it was bad. Oceans boiled and fish screamed it was really bad. (yeah I meant a bodiless head in a jar sorry)
I really wish I had a cool signature for the forum, but I don't know how to make one.
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§§}Animal
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Post by §§}Animal on Apr 2, 2009 15:16:15 GMT -8
Wish granted, someone anonymous makes you a signature to use. You are using it for about a week when the original is modified and now contains profanity which gets you kicked out of the clan. If you still live at home, your parents see the profanity and ban you from the internet and your computer. If you don't live at home the profanity overloads your computer and causes a huge electrical disturbance destroying all the wiring where you live.
I wish when I get my Blackberry Storm nothing goes wrong.
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§§}Predator
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Post by §§}Predator on Apr 2, 2009 15:25:02 GMT -8
Ok u get ur Blackberry Storm and nothing goes wrong with "it". But u become so overwhealmed with greed for it that u drive away anyone close to u, ur friends, ur family and even §§.
I wish that i could beat Colt at computer Problems so much...
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I dont hack, Im just that good.[x=jakeness101]
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Post by §§}Snipe on Apr 2, 2009 17:26:04 GMT -8
your wish is granted, but your so good the government considers you a hacker and so they take u to a secret headquarters, they hit u on the head and u get knocked out and forget everything, and they ask you how you are so smart and u can't answer so they put you in federal prison, maximun sucrity, and lock you up for ever.
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§§}Animal
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Post by §§}Animal on Apr 2, 2009 20:36:35 GMT -8
--Snipe you supposed to wish for something, I'll wish instead--
I wish that since I got the HTC Touch Pro nothing goes wrong with it and I act in a modest manner.
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Post by §§}Predator on Apr 2, 2009 22:43:21 GMT -8
well who ur wish is granted, but, u act so modest that everyone gets annoyed of ur modesty again u drive away anyone close to u. You wind up living on then street modestly asking for change and eventually dieing in a modest way.
I wish that i could get better at AR in §§1 but not pwning ppl enough for ppl to hate me or start leaving.
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 2, 2009 23:42:14 GMT -8
your wish is granted, you become so good that you can shoot an eye out of a fly at 10,000 yards. But §§ stops using them and bungie declares the AR obsolete and replaces its code with a bunny shooting grenade launcher.
I wish I could get free gas for my car for life.
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§§}Predator
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Post by §§}Predator on Apr 3, 2009 16:43:24 GMT -8
Well you get ur wish, but to get free gas you must have a certificate and the person who made the certificate made a mistake. instead of getting the gas right for ur car he gives you a gas certificate for gas that is very rare and is only discovered every 20 years. so u get free gas but only every 20 years  I wish i could come up with better posts for this thread. |
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§§}Qùìçkè®
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Apr 3, 2009 20:17:34 GMT -8
You get your wish, But when you were thinking of what to put, Your head starts hurting from thinking and then your head explodes and no one wants to clean the mess since they don't like to clean messy messes, I wish no one can back fire a bad outcome of my wish and that nothing will happen to this wish I make and no one can do anything about it UNLESS they can do something about it. ( Try and get my wish, Muahahahahaha! ) |
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Post by §§}Animal on Apr 3, 2009 21:42:38 GMT -8
Wish granted, I notice you are intoxicated and persuade you to wish for an account on www.neopets.com (LOL) instead of your old wish. You then gain a whole bunch of friends that play neopets. You then gain so much of the...neopets money... that the creator of neopets inducts you as a neopets admin. You then live happily ever after without another wish. WITHOUT ANOTHER WISH!!! I wish Quicker could wish again, just kidding. I wish people would take care to not be incompetent. |
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