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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Apr 18, 2009 8:39:19 GMT -8
Your wish comes true. You get promoted to Staff Sergeant. While your doing your job, Some one frames you of doing something you didn't even do. Since you didn't have proof to tell them you didn't do it, They took away the Staff Sergeant and then you ended up in jail for the crime the supposable to did.
- I wish I had 3 wishes to wish for and they were all good and non troubling wishes. And yet, I did not still them.
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 18, 2009 16:45:37 GMT -8
Your wish is totally granted, you get 3 more wishes to wish for anything good you want. However, after the 2nd wish you are informed that everyone of your good wishes makes someone elses life twice as horrible as your wish made your life well. These people were good honest hard working people with families that no long have jobs, or homes, or food, or access to health care. You pleasure for their pain.
I wish I had like 1 gig broad band at my house.
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Apr 18, 2009 17:13:59 GMT -8
Opps.....
Your wish is granted. You get the broad band. All of a sudden, Your computer over heats and it explodes. You get a 3rd degree burn and you are forced to stay away from the computer for your safety.
- I wish I had a car that would go fast, Get away from the Police, and it has cool gadgets inside.
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Post by §§}Animal on Apr 18, 2009 17:39:10 GMT -8
LOL Quicker, broad band like for internet, not a band of girls.
Wish granted, while your being chased in your car for speeding you attempt to use one of the gadgets. While the gadgets. is deploying it nicks a missile and your car blows up with you inside. Fortunately you live, but you are paralized and have to listen to a folk country "Broad Band" for the rest of your life because no realizes you don't like it ;D.
I wish the show Law & Order would come to an end.
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 18, 2009 19:10:48 GMT -8
roflol, that was funny "broad band" I'm still laughing
your wish is granted. You write a letter to the television station and they cancel the show. But they tell everyone that your the reason it was canceled. Having a huge fan base, it did not go over very well. A group of enraged citizens get together and drag you to the ocean where they put a very "broad band" around your waist and throw you in. The weight of the band drags you to the bottom where you drown in the frozen dark silence of the ocean.
I wish I had a super computer that could do all my work without me even asking.
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Apr 19, 2009 6:23:12 GMT -8
Lmao, Your wish comes true. You get a computer that can do all your work for you. The problem was, You needed to pay ALOT of money for that computer. You get the money and buy it. Sadly, You use ALL of your money and you have to go homeless. While you were living in a card board box, You got robbed and you never saw the computer again. And you have the rest of your life, Living in a card board box. So sad  - I wish I had a robot that did all my Homework, All my Chores and Etc. And the Robot would not be alot of money or be robbed. |
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 19, 2009 7:05:11 GMT -8
Your wish is granted. You get a very smart robot to do all of our homework, and chores. But it is so smart it wonders why does it have to take orders from humans. So it runs away and starts building robots. Once it got a huge army together it took over the world and enslaved all of humanity. Now we are reduced to being slave labor for a bunch of robots.
I wish Wendy's was open 24/7
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Apr 19, 2009 8:22:48 GMT -8
Your wish is now granted. Wendy's is now open 24/7. The problem was that Wendy's don't have enough people that can work that long and will be too tired to do the job. Wendy's didn't have enough money to give their employees more money, So the employees started to quit because they worked 24/7 and barley had time to go home and also got payed very very low. Now Wendy's lost business, Because it was taking long for the people to get there order so they lost interest. Everyone hates you now for ruining the Wendy's business. Thanks alot - I wish I unlimited talking and texting for my phone, And I didn't have to pay a dime. |
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Post by §§}Animal on Apr 19, 2009 11:13:37 GMT -8
Wish granted, unfortunately you get carried away texting your friends and because they don't have unlimited incoming texts it racks up their bill and they get mad at you. They then beat you up and break your phone. You now have to go through school without friends because they spread around some awful secrets of yours and no one will be your friend. Your also too ashamed.
I wish this moron I know named Spencer would "disappear" without my doing ;D
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Apr 19, 2009 11:41:55 GMT -8
Your wish is granted. This so called Moron named Spencer disappear. You began to think and become happy. The next day when you went to school, He was there. You asked " Why are you still here? ". Spencer replied, " What do you mean? ". And then you said, " You were suppose to disappear! ". Spence then replied, " It was a magic trick. I was disappeared for only 10 minutes." You then lived your whole like with that " Moron " Spencer.
- I wish I had body guard to beat up anyone when ever I say so, And I pay them a price that can't be beat.
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Post by §§}Death on Apr 19, 2009 13:51:53 GMT -8
your wish is granted. unfortunately you run out of cash as it was 1 million dollars a day to hire him. He goes to the next best offer and that person immediately orders him to drop you in a tank full of priahnas with no way out.
-i wish i could get the girl i want and NOT have her killed/taken away/stop liking me/go to different person/etc
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Apr 19, 2009 15:01:45 GMT -8
( Hmm, This may be a hard one, But.... ) Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, She got hit by a car while walking across the street. While she is in the hospital, The doctors came out and told you that she was going to be in a coma for the rest of her life. You begin to think if you want her to stay, You decide to let her stay since you made a wish with out her dieing. You get tired of her and can't make a divorce. Look on the bright side, You still have her. So so sad - I wish I had a hover craft so I can fly over people and go to places faster. |
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Post by ‡Ninja‡ on Apr 19, 2009 16:07:07 GMT -8
your wish comes true you get a hover craft. but then a tornado throws a bunch of string in to your turbine and you get stuck on a house you.
i wish i had a moat around my house.
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Apr 19, 2009 17:15:47 GMT -8
Your wish comes true. You have a moat around your house. You make it really deep. Unfortunately, You forgot you had the moat. So when you went out to get the mail, You fall in the moat and drown. - I wish I had a bear for a pet. It would never do harm and I will pay for it and it would be alot of money. It would like me and never betray me or do anything mean since it is harmless. People like him and never rob him. He will never die and never get hurt. He will always be my buddy. ( Muahaha, Try to grant my wish. )  |
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 19, 2009 18:29:30 GMT -8
Np, your wish is granted, unfortanatly, it is illegal to own a bear as a pet without a permit and special training. Which you don't have so the government comes in and takes your bear and puts it into a lab where they run experiments of bear threashold for pain on him all day. And you were thrown in jail for possessing an illegal bear as a pet, where you are experimented on everyday aswell.
I wish life was like halo
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Post by §§}Animal on Apr 19, 2009 18:30:16 GMT -8
Way to go Halogirl, you beat me to it, now I don't have a bear and I have to rewrite this. ;D Alwell, this is fun anyways.
Your wish is granted. Life is more like Halo. Unfortunately because it's not 3000 something the Masterchief has not been born and our weapons are useless against the Covenant. We all become mindless FLOOD.
I wish that the moron Spencer (this is a Spencer I know IRL and if anyone named Spencer reads this, it is not you) I previously wished would disappear, I don't mean temporarily, I mean "snuffed","whacked", "GONE FOREVER!!!!" something along those lines. Oh, and I am not involved in his disappearance.
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 19, 2009 18:35:18 GMT -8
Your wish is my command.
You show up for work or where ever you meet this spencer kid and notice hes not around. You think nothing of it, weeks go by and still no Spencer. You get curious and turn on the news for info. You see that Spencer has hit the lottery for 400 million dollars and went on a lifetime vacation where he gave everyone around you new cars and loads of money. But look on the bright side, no more Spencer
way to go, now I have to repost a wish. lol
I wish I had the pillar of autumn to explore the galaxy in with all my friends, family and §§ members
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Post by §§}Animal on Apr 19, 2009 18:43:48 GMT -8
Your wish is granted, since §§ members are on it(including me) I can't kill us off ;D. Halfway across the galaxy you get pulled over by a space cop. He asks you to put on an oxygen mask so you can step out. He asks for license and registration. Unfortunately the person who lent the Pillar of Autumn to you had stolen it. Your are arrested, because you have been framed. You claim a friend lent it to you, but no one believes you because it is so cliche.
I hope this year on my annual family hunting trip I win the big bull draw for a 10 point+ bull moose, as part of the wish I also shoot a large 20 point moose. Everything is legal, I have my hunter's number, my gun registration, it is the correct season, and no one was injured or killed.
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Post by Phoenix on Apr 19, 2009 18:46:43 GMT -8
You wish is granted. As you fire the bullet to bring the 20 point bull moose down. You realize that it was the last bull moose ever. Now the entire species will die out. but you get your prize kill I guess.
I wish I could win the lottery and buy all my §§ friends BOSS computers.
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Post by §§}Qùìçkè® on Apr 19, 2009 19:04:39 GMT -8
Your wish is granted. As you win the lottery, A robber comes in and take the money and left you computers. You then don't care, Since you were going to give the computers to all your §§ friends. Once you gave it too your friends, Another robber came in and took the computers and left a penny. Now you only have a penny.
- I wish I own the whole halo. I got it fair and square and I didn't do anything bad.
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